Popped in the DVD and here comes Tony Horton, with all of his Positiveness and his U Can Do It MENTALITY!
YES I CAN DO IT TOO TONY, I know I can!!! And I did!!!
But in the process of the WIDEFLY PUSH-UPS, HEAVY PANTS, LAWN MOWERS & all the BACKFLYS, I felt like I was gonna die. At one point I was swallowing on an constant to keep myself from throwing up. And I managed to keep it down (All THE WATER THAT IS).2 ROUNDS? WHAT
R U *&^%*$} Serious? 2 ROUNDS?
Well I didn't know that and no one never explained that to me in the YOUTUBE videos that I've watched during my investigation of P90X!
Yes, that's right. IN ONE WORKOUT SESSION THERE ARE 2 ROUNDS. U start off by doing an 1/2 an hour of an SERIOUS VOMITING INTENSED WORKOUT, then Once u complete that, then HERE WE GO AGAIN for another round/ROUND 2.
Which is the same workout but done backward. So what u did last U now do 1st til u find yourself finishing the 2nd round with the 1st workout that u started off doing. This is what gives u the muscle confusion which at the end of the 90 day workout u see results of being RIPPED from HEAD TO TOE.
Anyhow. Finally I made it through, with an non completion of the last 5 minutes which included the COOL DOWN.
Ow!! R U SERIOUS?!?
With sweat pouring off of me and VOMIT creeping up my esophagus, I heard my mind telling me that it was time to head for an SERIOUS shower.
JUMPING INTO THAT WATER AINT NEVA FELT SO GOOD! Well that's what I thought at the time. Cause when that warm water hit my shoulder so well, All I could feel what an soothing RELIEF going through my body.... with an thought repeating itself over and over saying" OH My mind HOW RIGHT U WERE. A shower would make me feel better." I just didnt know how much.
Well after enjoying that sensation of being messaged by sharp jet streams of water, I looked up and in front of my eyes was the DOVE extra moisturizing soap ( Suppose to be good for my eczema. Mm Hmm! Right!) Grabbing the Dove while at the same time loving this aquatic massage, the 1st thing thta came to my mind was rub that soap on my shoulder and help massage some of that pain away.
OW/S*YT!! WHAT THE PH*CK. THAT SH*T HURTS!! R U SERIOUS??
U mean to tell me that I can't reach my dayum shoulder? I never thought that washing my body would be such an chore.
Immediately my mind reflected back on my military days of BOOT CAMP and the pain and tiredness that I constantly felt from the INTENSED DRILLS they gave to me day by day. And how I would run for the showers and then waking up the next day feeling like an SHOE STRING that's been CHEWED & SUCKED ON by an INFANT going through its TEETHING stage!
RELIEF IN AN BOTTLE
An hour later, all wrinkled from an soothing shower, I then struggle to massage my muscles down with Aloe Lotion and Shea Butter. One because it felt good and another because of my eczema (THAT I MENTIONED ABOVE )
*Ding**Ding**Ding**DING!! > RECOVERY FORMULA/RECOVERY FORMULA! My mind screams.
Oh yea, I forgot I had this stuff. I had heard so much about this stuff and how good it works, I ordered it way before I began to do this workout so that I can be prepared when the time comes.
From my understanding they claim that within an hours time of working out u are to consume this and it will help u recover and not have so much soreness.
Into my SHAKER CUP, I mixed it with some ice cold water(12.oz to be exact) an took a sip....Hmm got some foam in my mouth(IT TASTE AHIGHT) then took another sip, got more foam(came from all the shaken). Took another sip and got a taste of the REAL DEAL... Mmm Mmmm Mmmm DAYUM THAT'S GOOD! Taste just like and Orange Creme Push-Up Sickle....U know the kind, that u get from the corner gas station stuck in the deep freezer that usually sits directly by the cash register.
Uh Huh, that's the one. This P90X RECOVERY FORMULA is so good I was tempted to get me another serving. BUT trying to stay on track with my intake I declined..
But let me tell u this, As Soon as I took an good sip, all of a sudden I felt an surge of energy go through my body and 3 hours later I am barely feeling any soreness, Im luvin it, the taste and the results.
U got to try it, but make sure when u do that u put your water in the freezer before u mix it with the RECOVERY FORMULA, u will thank me for it after u taste it...LOL
Oh well Im getting tired, but it was good reflecting back on my P90X FITNESS DAY.
THIS WAS MY 1ST DAY OF MY P90X CHALLENGE , and I made it! YAYYYYY I MADE IT!
But reality is walking in to my mind speaking gently saying I DONT GIVE A DAYUM how much of this amazing recovery formula u consumed, IN THE MORNIN yo azz is gonna be makin some Sweet Love 2 RIGOR MORTIS BABY.
TALK TO U 2MORROW
STIFF AND ALL
SEE YA : 0 )
TRAVIS
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